remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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