I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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