Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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