I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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