How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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