I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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