yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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