Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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