But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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