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He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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