Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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