I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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