what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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