So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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