I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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