I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
so much tequila, so little girl.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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