i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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