I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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