Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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