I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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