Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm too high and old for this...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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