I don't think brook has ever known best
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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