real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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