My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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