is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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