hotel room ftw
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
is it fun? or sober?
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