nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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