he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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