Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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