Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?