thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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