i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.