She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Say something about gay babies.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
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you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!