Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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