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  She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.

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  but she's really nice

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink

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  That text needs to switch to water.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Say something about gay babies.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook

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• (310): View more from California

  you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (661): View more from California

  ive cried into many a lonely burritos..

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• (682): View more from Texas

  She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!

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