this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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Vodka?
Forever.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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