yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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