I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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