She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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