Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!