You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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