we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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