My hair reeks of homosexuality.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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