Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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