Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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