i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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