And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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