Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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