On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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