i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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