I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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