Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Found the puke drawer
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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