and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty