Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.