Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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