What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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