FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Randomize
